i gotta admit, you kind of lost me at that last part

it’s future mike trout

that’s what i call a saturday night tbh

i strongly object to this mischaracterization of 18 year olds

Keep your Marxist hands off Gritty.

tom, for this song choice alone, you are now my favorite deadspin writer, (i never would’ve pegged you as a .paak guy!)

and certainly more woke than MJ

this is such an inane hill for him to die on, i really don’t get it

LACROIX SUCKS AND I WILL SAY THAT TILL THE DAY I DIE

WHY CAN’T I GIVE THIS MORE STARS

yes, because that is the only way people play fortnite /s

young person here. fortnite can definitely be a communal activity, and you don’t even have to worry about if you’re objectifying women or not!

THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN

now that’s what i call EDGY

oh, i see. carry on then. (i always forget the commentariat of GMG is significantly older than me lmao)

i didn’t, and he sounds like a goddamn crazy person

did you make 500 thou first?

seeing all these comments about how supreme is getting all this free publicity really hammers home how old the deadspin commentariat is

IT WAS GRITTY ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

at least the SF air force 1s he’s wearing are nice