*crazy with the cheese whiz

what the hell are you smoking man lmfao

is there any other type of gus though

these outfits look like the ones 90% of the white girls i’ve seen on tinder wear

Twenty-two-year-old Dylan Larkin... when compared to peers in his age group like Brock Boeser, Jack Eichel, Patrik Laine, Auston Matthews, and—obviously—Connor McDavid.

these jezebel x deadspin posts give me life tbh

there’s am english phrase: semantic satiation

well we’re not in I-taly, we eat with our goddang hands in ‘MERICA like the founding fathers would want us to

becoming a eunuch to own the libs

why must everything good in the world be snatched away

• enabled a kid toucher

this kinja is better than any coke steven tyler could ever snort

i mean the air force 1 mids have something similar to that, but it’s a pretty unobtrusive strap. this is just... goofy.

in all fairness, there was that one time when bo jackson ran up one

Before I get into the Funbag, I have a special announcement: The DEADCAST is coming to Chicago on Sept. 17, a week from Monday. That’s right. We’re gonna have a bigass Monday Night party and you, dear Chicagoans, are invited. You can find all the details right here. And if you plan on being at the show, by all means…

at the very least, you could be... someday

WHAT

white people... you guys are better than this. 

imagine typing this out and thinking it was a good idea

my god, how does anyone in these comments have friends?