You’ve got a bad ass, face changing adolescent female assassin plotting a course for high seas adventures in the uncharted realms some of which may be tropical so possibly tits, or this mopey fuck hunting polar bears during a blizzard in Winter and nipples that could easily poke your eye out.   Which to spin off?!

100% this is critical to the plot layout of the season.

You can either heal from trauma or constantly try to win the trauma Olympics where no one else’s experiences matter because yours were worse. He never once compared wearing a dress to violent murder.

Don’t forget the 60 mowed down in Vegas.

The only people paying attention to politics right now are the hardcore ride-or-dies 

As much as I don’t want Thomas’ time on this earth to last one second longer than necessary, I’d prefer he die after Judge Jackson is confirmed. If he dies during her confirmation hearings, the GQP will go buck wild. Once she’s confirmed, Thomas can head for the crossroads.

Your lack of empathy is honestly disturbing. You're absolute trash and you should feel terrible about who you are as a person 

you’re a gross person.

Love to see a website that’s been putting out quality content for over 20 years get hollowed out by private equity vampires!

Why would anyone be surprised or confused by Kanye? Dude has been a shithead for the longest while. Wish TheRoot would stop promoting and reporting on the jackass!!

He is completely right.  I'm surprised this doesn't get called out more often because its not subtle.  Combine that with how the elves are basically enslaved but are HAPPY ABOUT IT and you start to realize JK Rowling had some not small problems long before she started TERFing like there's no tomorrow. 

Cops, “respect us.”

This DEMON again?

Third. Carrie was number 3.

“Obviously these two would never fuck”

Or PTSDee.

But a universe where Sunny ended after S9 is a universe where we don’t get to hear Dennis’ spot-on CCH Pounder impression, and I’m not sure that’s a universe I’d want to live in.

But early Charlie was lucid and rather similar to Mac and Dennis in self-interested awfulness. It’s only after Frank got involved that he truly descended into becoming a total mess.

They want to see if the KFC Christmas meal is really worth all the hubbub.

Dear Evan Hansen works on Broadway about as well as Green Book works in theaters, which is to say that a whole lot of people loved it and it won awards and accolades and a whole lot of other people have been calling it baffling morally-bankrupt trash from the beginning.