Let’s speculate! I’ll start:

PETA runs a high kill shelter in Norfolk Virginia called PETA’s Community Animal Project. They got in big trouble for not telling people that there is a very high likelihood that the pet they surrender to the shelter will be killed. If you live in or near Norfolk and can no longer care for your pet, and want your pet…

PETA is a trash organization that cares more about publicity for themselves than animal welfare. They are the nonprofit equivalent of a gutter tabloid. This is the organization that tricked people into surrendering beloved family pets to them and then brutally killed those pets pretty immediately, while lying about it…

“If Pete had done his research, he would know that there’s no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Petfinder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one he purchased.”

peta is a terrible organization that turns off most people to the idea of animal rights and shouldn’t be calling out individuals just buying a pet. bother farming  corporations and big box pet stores that still sell animals.

Nintendo isn’t going to fuck you.

Hypocrisy is always a legitimate target of mocking.

it’s hilariously sad to see tech bros trying to be creative with AI art. Like, you have this tool and the best you can come up with is “live-action adaptation of popular game”?

Careful now, don’t say “y’all.” An idiot might try to upbraid you for it.

I’ve said it my entire life. Fuck y’all.

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this comment feels really not good to me

Whoa, it’s almost like runway fashion isn’t meant for everyday use?!?

You’ve got a bad ass, face changing adolescent female assassin plotting a course for high seas adventures in the uncharted realms some of which may be tropical so possibly tits, or this mopey fuck hunting polar bears during a blizzard in Winter and nipples that could easily poke your eye out.   Which to spin off?!

100% this is critical to the plot layout of the season.

You can either heal from trauma or constantly try to win the trauma Olympics where no one else’s experiences matter because yours were worse. He never once compared wearing a dress to violent murder.

Don’t forget the 60 mowed down in Vegas.

The only people paying attention to politics right now are the hardcore ride-or-dies 

As much as I don’t want Thomas’ time on this earth to last one second longer than necessary, I’d prefer he die after Judge Jackson is confirmed. If he dies during her confirmation hearings, the GQP will go buck wild. Once she’s confirmed, Thomas can head for the crossroads.

Your lack of empathy is honestly disturbing. You're absolute trash and you should feel terrible about who you are as a person