Let’s speculate! I’ll start:

PETA runs a high kill shelter in Norfolk Virginia called PETA’s Community Animal Project. They got in big trouble for not telling people that there is a very high likelihood that the pet they surrender to the shelter will be killed. If you live in or near Norfolk and can no longer care for your pet, and want your pet…

PETA is a trash organization that cares more about publicity for themselves than animal welfare. They are the nonprofit equivalent of a gutter tabloid. This is the organization that tricked people into surrendering beloved family pets to them and then brutally killed those pets pretty immediately, while lying about it…

“If Pete had done his research, he would know that there’s no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Petfinder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one he purchased.”

peta is a terrible organization that turns off most people to the idea of animal rights and shouldn’t be calling out individuals just buying a pet. bother farming  corporations and big box pet stores that still sell animals.

Maybe he got asked to leave because he didn't know Yoda said, "Do or do not, there is no try."

He wants people in the office so he can berate, belittle and bully them. SOP.

Side note: all these repeated rumblings that we’re in a recession, or one is looming, despite all the indicators that we might not actually be, almost seems like these economists want us to be in a recession.

Nintendo isn’t going to fuck you.

Hypocrisy is always a legitimate target of mocking.

Musk’s cult is the same as Trump’s.  They’ll never stop cheering him on.  Musk gives them identity.

Don’t forget, in addition to figuring out how to still do your job if you “make the cut”, you also have to figure out how to do all the new work that was originally some other fired person’s responsibility.

it’s hilariously sad to see tech bros trying to be creative with AI art. Like, you have this tool and the best you can come up with is “live-action adaptation of popular game”?

Careful now, don’t say “y’all.” An idiot might try to upbraid you for it.

I’ve said it my entire life. Fuck y’all.

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(on an away mission) RUN LILLIAN!

I cannot read this woman’s name and not immediately think: “It’s a TOASTER!!”

this comment feels really not good to me

Whoa, it’s almost like runway fashion isn’t meant for everyday use?!?