Damn it I need to up my cardio don’t I.

This is a good point, but at the same time. Fuck China. They get hurt feelings over fucking everything. Tibet isn’t free, Taiwan isn’t free, the entire body of water with 1000 miles of China is theirs.

The only problem with him being impeached (or quitting because he gets bored or realizes he can’t pull it off and decides to leave before becoming a “loser”) is that that would make Pence president.

The fuck are you talking about. Clintons already ran the country for eight years. We did fine. Some things could have been handled better but a whole lot could have been handled worse. Trump is a drunken enraged chimpanzee with a cabinet full of nazis and hateful morons. There is no way you can possibly equate the…

We already have Pence. Pence is there to do all the actual work of the Presidency. Trump is there to reap whatever benefits he can find. God, I hope the Republicans tell him he has to totally divest himself of his businesses if he wants to be President and that he chooses his businesses over the Presidency. I very…

I’m a guy who watches ton of NHK World, and consumes a ton of Japanese culture in general and I’m frightened to think of the amount of fuckboy “ignorant American” shit he must have done meeting Shinzo Abe.

She will be a small felt frog?

Since the summer I’ve been saying the 2017 Inauguration would be historic: on that day we’ll either swear in the first woman president of the United States, or the last ever president of the United States. It used to make people laugh.

Actually I imagine she’s like Roy Patterson in the Trash of the Titans episode of The Simpsons after Homer fucks everything up:

I like to imagine she’s drinking red wine by the fire with her dogs wrapped up in a cashmere throw. She’s probably all like, WELP WHAT DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK WOULD HAPPEN? MOAR WINE PLEASE! GOOD DOGGY! She deserves every ounce of schadenfreude she may be experiencing right now.

I think this is going to be Hillary forever now, no matter what happens.

You know, I thought I’d raise my baby girl under the first female president the U.S. has ever had; I definitely did not think I’d raise her in a barren nuclear wasteland created by the LAST president the U.S. ever had...

She could have been president.

This is a prime example of how his business interests are a threat to national security and international relations.

I like how, for some reason, Australia is the second area after China to light up with explosions. Best to take those fuckers out first, I guess. It helps avoid any and all Mad Max scenarios later on.

You could pretend to be on a really long ski vacation in Switzerland, but eventually they’d catch on and kick you out for not knowing enough about cheese.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

how is this legal? him using his federal position for his business?

yep...

Or we could just get rid of the thing all together, given that no one in the military actually supports the draft (they prefer a smaller professional force). I mean I suppose if we’re gonna keep it it’d be good to have women register too, but really the whole idea should be scrapped instead.