GOOP Tank

Only more inane.

Meets GOOP.

Actually redesign the home content viewing experience via an actual Apple Television? No thanks.

So is this Shark Tank meets The Voice?

You mean app development isn’t just walking around coffee shops, wine cafes, and conference rooms, drawing on chalk boards and shaking people’s hands and pointing at your Macbook screen while repeatedly nodding in agreement with stylishly-dressed colleagues?

Hey everyone, here’s an idiot who supports trump. Let him know what you think! But be careful, Mark Twain warns about these kinds of interactions.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

a bunch of dead blackbirds literally just fell from the sky

I think about a face and a half ago.

I’m not entirely convinced that’s Kanye.

The fashion was the worst part of the 90s tho. The woooooorst.

There’s something that’s just so sad about Kylie Jenner.

Hopefully she believes in life after love.

When did Kim Kardashian turn into Cher?

And when the trumpets sound:

Scully: Mulder, I’m sure there’s a reasonable scientific explanation for this.

As frightening as these images appear, it’s still a cool opportunity to learn about deep sea biology. I wish Gizmodo had identified the creatures.

But they’re not aliens. They are earthlings. So just imagine what the real aliens will look like.