Yes you are out of your mind. Worst idea ever. Please don’t. Just no.

SLOW UP!

That’s a really bad idea dude. You guys haven’t even dated consistently for at least a year?

And her feet are like little blocks of spam with tiny spam toes.

“I was dating someone breifly...”

Dated briefly, haven’t dated for a while, have barely talked since, and then marriage proposal?

Update: Ms. Cleo is now at peace. Jr. penguin and I got her to the 24 hour hospital and she was put down peacefully.

I’ve never commented before, and feel so strange because Jezebel has been my go to site for over a year now.

I personally find it tedious and lacks real imagination in the dirty/humour department.

That being said, the first time I played it (at a friend’s dinner party) I realised that I could just simply not use any of the racist/sexist/homophobic/ableist etc cards if I didn’t want to (and believe it or not there are actually…

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Watch the movie! It streams somewhere. In German it’s called “Er ist wieder da” (the original book, from which the movie was made) and it’s subtitled. It is hilarious and deeply unsettling at the same time.

That’s a little better but honestly it still seems like a really bad idea. You shouldn’t assume she still wants marriage based on the recent brief contact. Even if she did, it’s dangerous to make that kind of commitment when you haven’t dated long and haven’t dated afer the fight.

Any other Jewish Jez readers who dread the Christmas season? Some years I’m okay with all the Merry Christmas-ing and the songs, etc., but most of the time it just depresses me and makes me feel like a stranger in my own city. On the one hand, I know folks, Christians and non-Christians alike, simply enjoy being…

A marriage proposal??? Or do you mean asking to date again?

For a kid’s movie- Did you see Moana yet? I saw it last night, and it was awesome!!!

I sure loathe it. It gives (mostly white) racist people the thin veneer of social acceptance to express their most hateful innermost shitstain and be praised for it.

Meditate or go to a yoga class.

He’s in an emotionally abusive relationship. I don’t know how to tell that to someone, but he’d be better off without her. There are worse things than being single, and his GF is one of them.

This year’s Thanksgiving was just sad. My mother is an amazing cook but this year she had a cold and the green bean casserole and stuffing weren’t up to their usual greatness. We ate super early so we could take the leftovers to my aunt and uncle at my grandmother’s house. My grandmother was there, but she hadn’t been…

Digging a hole just to dig? I’ve seen that before...