Still, A. Chu is nothing to sneeze at!!

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

One of the best shows I've ever seen was David Byrne and St. Vincent, if i was in Philly I would be going to see St. Vincent tonight.

How can I get my dog blood stains out of clothing?

God, those Russians are so incompetent. How are they going to get her to the hospital without a 3rd person to aim the slingshot?

"I can see them from my house!"

...not all man holes are always covered

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

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Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

Alright guys, let's do this. Let's comment on this article without referencing "Schiano men" or Richie Incognito. I'll start.

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

I stand corrected. I thought now that Wilbon was gone, we wouldn't see any more Hostesses on the set.

There’s a towel under the door.

Really, Rick? A tomahawk jam? SMH

Not to sound cocky or anything, but I can already tell that I'm going to ace this quiz. I've been dreaming of kicking the shit out of Rick Reilly for years now.

What was a worse idea: publishing the story or agreeing to this chat?

How in the world do you link $50 handshakes, some grad changing, and isolated sex incidents to OSU going from bottom dweller to contender? What about the $300 million from Boone? Do you not dare mention Boone in case he comes after SI?