By any of the high paying patrons? Probably not (and if so, only in an attempt to be ironic). But having WORKED at a ritzy country club before, oh yeah... It definitely has.

What do you think is in the caddyshack minifridge?

Just speculation here, but is it possible if Rhodes actually did come out that he might find work? Is it possible that he's being blackballed because it would be difficult for him to cry discrimination when he hasn't acknowledged that he's gay? Is it possible that teams are balking because he hasn't come out and…

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

There's only one appropriate beer for this occasion.

Good question.

Massive. But that's if we ever found out about it, which we wouldn't. There's every chance the Queen had Diana killed just for being the TINIEST bit slutty AFTER she'd already divorced Prince Charles. If sweet, sweet Kate Middleton gave birth to a black baby every doctor and nurse in the room would either be bought…

The Heat's tight finances are why this would be a supremely risky move...

Hail to the king baby.

Congratulations to the movie My Girl for finally dropping to 2nd place on the "Sad Things Involving Hornets" list.

"OH I'M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE FUCKING PIRATES GAME"

The best part of this, for me, is The Roots playing Alan Parsons Project's "Sirius."

I'm pretty sure they don't fix anything in Belize.

I'm sure he's happy with it as is, but I bet he wishes he had a big beard to make the picture look more authentic. It really is too bad him and Selena Gomez broke up.

My office has a "charity fundraiser" going where you can pay $1 to wear jeans for a day or $5 to wear shorts. The guy next to me is wearing jorts. How much should he have paid for that, and do you know anyone that's hiring?

Not a big change, the fans are already used to seeing other teams score touchdowns in their stadium.

Typical baseball writers - always looking forward to playing extras.

Inflation in Hollywood is out of control. I remember a time, not too long ago, when you could pay a million dollars and get the whole baby.

"There's a reason the government exterminated these people in the 19th century." —Peter King