Drink every time Stern is the whitest person on stage. Die 3 picks in.

Well isn't that Precious.

Not the first to be stranded in the desert after paying off Coyotes.

At least he's letting them age more before sampling.

"Catherine Zeta-Jones."

No. This is not one of the unwritten rules of Jeopardy. But here's one that should be—the blustery doofus who has been this week's unquestioned champion keeps rifling through the middle-dollar-value answers in each category in search of the Daily Double. He'll jump from category to category. It totally disrupts the…