Well, this is better than Dart Day.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Did AJ really ruin Deadspin?

Why did the coach announce Hoyer as the starting QB four times? Seems excessive.

Self-serving nonsense from a liar and a cheat. Brady’s statements should be treated with the same derision as Goodell’s. Goodell is not a tyrant for attempting to police on-field misconduct. That’s basically the only kind of misconduct he can properly investigate and punish.

charlie nooooo

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

Well, that's certainly odd. Never seen a whale jump a shark before.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

So is Paul dead or what

So who's the millennial sportswriters' Bruce Springsteen? Gotta be the Hold Steady, right?

Huge improvement over your rough first draft, Drew.

You're late to the party, Drew. Clay Travis already set the clock back two centuries.

They're definitely Miller-esque Batman ears. But I dunno. Maybe it's the veins, but I'm getting half Year One, half Schumacher vibes. Really want the former over the latter.

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