I for one welcome our new motorcycle-focused song overlords.

Oh hey there, self-aware internet car guy!

I say I would buy the street version of this, but they aren’t going to make it, which is probably for the best since I won’t buy it.

Air Disasters had an incredible episode whereby the window was blown out (in?), and the pilot flew out. The co-pilot held his legs in the cockpit while his torso was out of the plane at 300+ mph and freezing temps. All of them lived, including the outside pilot guy.  

Canadian geese are the raging assholes of the bird world.

Things went well, all things considered. The aircraft was passing through 4,000 feet, so no pressurization wasn’t a big deal and a busted windshield is better than ingesting birds into the engines. The pan-pan call here basically means something’s broken and it’s an urgent thing, but the aircraft isn’t in immediate…

Toyota:  We’re gonna tease you with what you want, but good fucking luck ever being able to buy it from us.

I say crush the drivers. Leave the poor innocent cars alone.

Musk is doing things to help Americans, he sent his own money to hurricane victims

Without any kind of due process, I might add.

Keep the cars....crush them.

Found the second incel living in his mom’s basement.

Found the incel that wants Musk to take his virginity.

He had to train up until he could run faster than the cars.

I still think it was a missed opportunity to do a Talladega Nights 2 leading up to Le Mans with the Garage 56 Nascar.

Ricky Bobby gets recruited to race his car in the 24H of Le Mans, and faces off once again against Jean Girard and Girard’s father who faced off against Reese at Le Mans in 1976. *Cue flashbacks of…

My kid is in school in Queens; this is absolutely 100% the parents’ fault. There is rarely any need to drive your kids in the first place: https://steinhardt.nyu.edu/research-alliance/research/spotlight-nyc-schools/how-far-do-nyc-students-travel-get-school

Magnum P.I.(ckup) 

It’s almost like they kind of wanted to make a Jeep Gladiator, but they ordered it from Wish.com

Suzuki Samurai/Jimny. Doesn’t even have to offer many upgrades, just bring it back to America.

Different strokes for different folks — I’d wager you’ve found yourself where a lot of people do who ride and have wanderlust... and then find life just doesn’t support doing much of it in its current iteration. Because I still do have that pull to get out there and am hitting a stage in life that actually makes it…