We’d allow him to be dropped off on an isolated, drifting, shrinking ice sheet somewhere in the northwest passage that he has to share with a polar bear... and that’s it.

Like Cheetolini did for most of his first term. 🙄

As always, when it comes to motozooming, much better to sweat than bleed. Gear up, mthrfkrs.

While not part of the thought experiment explicitly, I think it’s worth mentioning that the sensation of speed (and danger) can be far more exhilarating than smooth high speed travel. Comparing how it felt to go 155 mph on a motorcycle designed for it on perfect tarmac versus how it felt running an ‘83 Tercel, held…

The only thing missing from this gem of a write-up is a Torch original photoshop graphic

It’s gonna be a long four years, folks.

Love both versions - good choice for today, Owen.

Called the Oshkosh P-15, this enormous firetruck... measures about 45 feet long, 10 feet wide and more than 13 feet tall, making it more than one and a half times the size of your friendly neighborhood firetruck.

An excellent choice, Erin.

Same same.

Cool 😎

Pictured: Wellgruntled en route to work

If you ever get a chance to read his book, Ghost Stories - Travels on The Healing Road, do it.

Simply put: ride more, both in terms of frequency and distance. Too much inane nonsense got in the way in 2024 to commute much via motozoom let alone do any decent trips but the year upcoming should be clear of most of the silliness that ran interference.

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Learning opportunities! (he says as much for himself as anyone)

An excellent selection/suggestion! His very first album, Opalescent, still gets a ton of play in my home/car/ears and is worth a listen too.

Every listing, all on one page, like you’ve always wanted. Happy holidays.