OBLIGATORY (and a good takedown of NuMetal in general):

That sucks and all, but Toxic Rocket Drop sounds like a really sick skate trick.

“their tendency to hate being alone made me choose the Lucid Gravity for them”

Not yet. I am waiting for the “Take This Quiz to Find Out What Kind of Windshield Wiper You Are!” article.

The tone of this piece is bleak. And accurate. 

Agreed. I can see how an aggressive fan could take it as a dig towards Swift, but I read it as Grohl using the massive cultural phenomenon that is the Eras Tour as a jumping off point for his own musings. I’d take the “we actually play live” as being in comparison to pop in general (or other older rock bands?) before…

It’s surprising for Grohl to be throwing such obvious shade Swift’s way, first because he’s clearly aware of the consequences of “the wrath of Taylor Swift,” and second because the pair have always been friendly in the past.

Just require CDLs for vehicles over a certain size/weight.

Although there are many much more prestigious twins/triplets to consider, as I was looking for my own first real car at the time I’m quick to recollect the early 90's sporty shitbox era of Ford Escort GT / Mercury Tracer LTS / Mazda 32Protege3. 

Why stop at polishing? They should curve them too and turn the car into a rolling Archimedes death ray

Just when I think this car can’t possibly be more of a hazard to society, someone finds a new way

It’s going to share a launch date with Half-Life 3.

Totally agree with Milligna000 — The series that they made of Jonathan Strange & Mr, Norrell was excellent and perfectly cast. An example of getting it exactly right. 

Nearly a decade ago, the BBC did a JS & Mr. N miniseries starring Bertie Carvel and Eddie Marsan . I haven’t seen it myself but reviews have been positive.

I’m really surprised nobody has done Jonathan Strange And Mr Norrell yet. It wouldn’t really work as a movie, but it’s exactly the sort of thing streamers could make a one season show out of.

Why are you even here?

I’ve always believed any company deemed too big to fail should be nationalized.

Can’t blame her at all. MS sounds like utter hell.