As a thought exercise, this puts a smile on my face. As an actual thing to do, the idea of humming along on a contraption of that length, at speeds upward of 50 mph, with “copilot” control help required... Unless it was solely trying to move in a straight line, absolutely not (and even then probably not). The thought…

Very much appreciate the tongue-in-cheekiness of the post, Amber.

...but it was pretty fun to watch while high

The look of absolute bemusement on the judge’s face coupled with the slowly dawning look of understanding on the dumbass’s face, together, are simply...

Inflation and expensive tech (though is it, really?) aside, this just screams overpriced badging along with all the issues you raised. I spent less that (and in $CAD) five years ago for my Ninja 400..

An absolute No Dice however: if I had time, money, and know-how to fix it up, I’d probably buy it 😅

Awww, are the thin-skinned draft-dodging name-calling combovered fraudster defamer sexual abuser shit-stain human baby’s fee-fees hurt?

Since no one asked, “wake up dead man” exclusively recalls Holly McNarland’s Numb for me; Pop is probably my least favourite U2 album and by least favourite I mean I hate it - I totally forgot this was a song off it

I assume filling it with liquid and/or washing it will void the warranty

I can absolutely see why U.S. automakers and the government do not want them here, and it isn’t because of privacy concerns.

At the very least, it’s worth giving the trailer a watch...

Look, we’re not trying to be total party poopers here.

Only if it’s on fire.

“Valuations” are ridiculously stupid.

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

Thank you very much for sharing, Amber. I won’t lay claim to noting the metaphor you shared in your motozoom write-up but I have paid attention as you’ve been sharing who you are through your journey - I have close friends and family members who are having similar journeys and I appreciate how messy, difficult, and -…

I am not the target demographic for this service/experience/mode of transport. Have at it, if it speaks to you, but I’m out.

Thank you for your value-laden should statement; however, and respectfully, there are absolutely circumstances — albeit extremely rare ones — where using your vehicle as a weapon to harm others would be warranted.