My guess is she was pranked. Probably her stoned teenage child, who laughed their ass off.

Oh! I forgot about DADA. I'd rock at that, 'cuz I'm not afraid of the dark. And Transfiguration, because then I wouldn't have to be an Animagus.

I am a Slytherin, and born in the Year of the Snake IRL. My goal is to be the most decent Slytherin, as I'm also a Libra and would feel a need to balance all the asshattery in that house with something not so douchey. That said, I am NOT afraid of the dark, but I suck at potions.

Baby, I hear you.

I gave my husband the same option for my menopause (!!!), because at this point, I could never fuck him again, ever, and be reeeealll happy that I dodged the bullet.

Yeah, I get you. (Ex-charismatic Christian here). I'm at the point that 95 of the bible is shite; only about 5% of it truly has any worth. If there is a God, I'm convinced that he just wants us to love each other, and Him. That's it.

Yes, as I prep my escape plan on getting out of my three-fer abusive relationship (3-for-1 physical, emotional, verbal), I realize that I may be single for the rest of my life. It's still completely worth it. At least I'm with someone who loves me unconditionally (me!).

Amen and amen.

Me too! I was nine. Some of the Ellen/Hooper scenes were... discomfiting for preadolescence. And my mom had read it first, and knew what I was reading. Ahh, parenting in the 70's.

What IS that??? I love it. Stealing the GIF in 3... 2... 1.

I was wondering about that! I saw the riot news and thought, "Is that the same town? Doesn't seem to have made a difference..."

Lol! I was born and raised there; when I left, you still had Pete Wilson for 5 more years.

Amen. I left Texas for Florida in 1998, hoping to get away from GW Bush. Not only did he turn up like a bad penny in '00, good 'ol "Jeb!" was running for gov here.

Yes! Wonka Gum! Without the exploding blueberry juice part.

For me, it's based on the level of irritation/stretching/bleeding, which fosters bacteria growth, plus the copious amounts of lube end up going up my urethra and screwing that up, too. Double whammy. My OB gave me Macrobid to take after every p-in-v session, but that just sucks. I'm afraid I'll end up with some…

Eh. To each his/her own. My current "dick" is 7" and quite girth, and tbh, too much for me. I can't handle more than once a night, and often more that once every two days. Along with the fact that I can barely get my mouth around it... I'd love to get to a guy that I can deep throat without suffocating or dislocating…

We go to this one once I've had my orgasm(s) and am played out, as it does nothing for me, and everything for him. That said, +1, would do again and again.

Last Halloween, we ordered about 5 pizzas. I was already drunk, and accidentally tipped the guy about $10 more than we had allowed for. I've never felt bad about losing that extra $10; this makes me feel even better.

It took me a looooong time to learn that one. For years I was the cringiest of the cringers. Now, fuck 'em if they can't stand it. It's not like I don't put up with their bullshit.

I know how you feel. I've found the upside to having ADHD is that one of the things that I always quickly forget is when people hurt me or make me angry. Keeps me livable, 'cuz if I always had that shit in the forefront of my mind, I would be an absolute terror.