I gave my husband the same option for my menopause (!!!), because at this point, I could never fuck him again, ever, and be reeeealll happy that I dodged the bullet.

Yeah, I get you. (Ex-charismatic Christian here). I'm at the point that 95 of the bible is shite; only about 5% of it truly has any worth. If there is a God, I'm convinced that he just wants us to love each other, and Him. That's it.

Yes, as I prep my escape plan on getting out of my three-fer abusive relationship (3-for-1 physical, emotional, verbal), I realize that I may be single for the rest of my life. It's still completely worth it. At least I'm with someone who loves me unconditionally (me!).

Amen and amen.

What IS that??? I love it. Stealing the GIF in 3... 2... 1.

I was wondering about that! I saw the riot news and thought, "Is that the same town? Doesn't seem to have made a difference..."

Lol! I was born and raised there; when I left, you still had Pete Wilson for 5 more years.

Amen. I left Texas for Florida in 1998, hoping to get away from GW Bush. Not only did he turn up like a bad penny in '00, good 'ol "Jeb!" was running for gov here.

For me, it's based on the level of irritation/stretching/bleeding, which fosters bacteria growth, plus the copious amounts of lube end up going up my urethra and screwing that up, too. Double whammy. My OB gave me Macrobid to take after every p-in-v session, but that just sucks. I'm afraid I'll end up with some…

Eh. To each his/her own. My current "dick" is 7" and quite girth, and tbh, too much for me. I can't handle more than once a night, and often more that once every two days. Along with the fact that I can barely get my mouth around it... I'd love to get to a guy that I can deep throat without suffocating or dislocating…

We go to this one once I've had my orgasm(s) and am played out, as it does nothing for me, and everything for him. That said, +1, would do again and again.

Last Halloween, we ordered about 5 pizzas. I was already drunk, and accidentally tipped the guy about $10 more than we had allowed for. I've never felt bad about losing that extra $10; this makes me feel even better.

It took me a looooong time to learn that one. For years I was the cringiest of the cringers. Now, fuck 'em if they can't stand it. It's not like I don't put up with their bullshit.

I know how you feel. I've found the upside to having ADHD is that one of the things that I always quickly forget is when people hurt me or make me angry. Keeps me livable, 'cuz if I always had that shit in the forefront of my mind, I would be an absolute terror.

I'm seriously thinking about leaving my reason for needing therapy after 20 years. Am I even a little concerned about finding someone else - finding Mr. Right?

I've always heard "In the weeds" as a golf term. You've hit the ball so bad, you're not even in the rough, you're in the weeds. Almost impossible to get out without killing your game.

God, those cheekbones.

Absolutely loved him in high school; never missed an episode. Even my high-school boyfriend had a Magnum 'stache (yes, there are 16-year-olds who can actually grow a 'stache. Kinda nasty, though - kept getting mustache hairs in my mouth when we made out. I don't miss that part.)

Jamie Dornan and Henry Cavill need to play insanely hot, bearded brothers in something.

Jamie Dornan and Henry Cavill need to play insanely hot, bearded brothers in something.