He has that juice-stain looking deal on his upper lip, like a toddler. I bet he has jam-hands, too.

yeah, i think “nut” is suitable. it implies crazy like a squirrel, who will literally claw your eyes out for his nuts. squirrels be crazy.

“Mother Knows Best” is one of my favorite Disney songs, I wish I had the range to sing it.

Not sure putting a red liner around my eyes would do anything but make me look like a zombie-stoner, but I’m digging the very natural brows. (Holy massive picture. Sorry folks.)

right!! lead singer of letters to cleo = love her forever.

Well, shoot. Colour me pleasantly surprised. Thank you.

Bahhhh, they should have done it super-campy-ridiculous, like they did the Josie & the Pussycats movie.

I realize I am probably in the minority of women, but I stay away from any and all forms of BC because I’m a smoker. That, and every form of birth control I’ve ever used has sapped my sex drive completely. Good thing I don’t seem to be fertile.

Why. Fuck this fucking planet, man. Seriously.

more or less the private ramblings of a mad man to himself. but the words came out in the right order.

He looks almost human in that picture.

Get some cottonballs, light a few candles, and do it. I would also suggest wine.

I plan on being the “witch” from Holy Grail. Best idea I think I’ve ever had.

Yes, all of his enablers, and the people who helped him accomplish his assaults, or participated in some way - including and especially his wife - are just as at fault. Dispicable.

I don’t even know what to say anymore about this. At a certain point you realize how far you’re scrolling, how many women are saying similar things. The idea that he victimized each of these women, the horror that they all went through, is just fucking heartbreaking. Half-way through watching the interviews, I…

How hard is it to just say, “Yes. I am a feminist. Next question.”

First timer in Italy (northern, Udine area). Meeting my hosts (dads best friend) niece: Shitty fast food hardly even exists in the small communities we’re a part of. Me: Wow.... we suck. *quickly gets used to much better option of homemade food, better service, and appreciative owners”. She admittedly said that KFC…

Bug-related only slightly, but once I got menthol lipgloss in my eye. My ex was being helped inside a computer store at the time, and he said I rolled out of the car, screaming, waving my arms around like I was being attacked by a giant, invisible swarm of bees.

I thought it was, and then I changed it to a “C” last second. Damn it. Thanks!