The bitch part of me wants to read more hilarious take downs of the ridiculously out-of-touch things she (ie. her team) posts on that joke of a site.

One of the worst times in my longest, most emotionally trying relationship was the day my ex woke up, and decided he just “didn’t feel like” going to his best friends wedding. He refused to drive there, and I didn’t have a vehicle at the time. He refused to call his buddy, to tell him we wouldn’t be there. I literally…

Samesies. They seem like relics of Hollywood. I fully expect every guy at a sorority to look like Freddie Prince Jr., and for the sorority girls to be wearing butterfly clips in their hair.

Oh my god, it was brutal. Calling a teeny tiny girl horrible things, because of the affect in her voice. I mean, God forbid a little girl sound like the people who taught her to speak. I sound almost exactly like my mother, and I take that as a compliment. Fucking Reddit.

From one of the best episodes of 30 Rock, ever. I remember it being featured on Jez, because they lampooned Jez with a “Joan of Snark” feminist blog. Watch the episode, it’s great.

I just can’t with her facial expression. Just... nope.

I can whistle the whole tune of the original Super Mario theme song. And I can also make my 15-month old nephew, Ace, laugh his little butt off. After a break-up, a broken phone, and a chest infection, this week has left me wanting. But Ace loves me, so we’re good.

Someone else made a Mean Girls reference downthread, and I was like, holy shit. Tina Fey needs to comment on more shit.

constantly walk the tightrope of being seen, but not for the wrong reasons, and being heard, but not actually listened to, and being yourself, but only the most processed, status-quo appropriate version of you. There you go, now balance a book on your head, and walk around the table.

Best put her in a pastel suit (with a skirt), and soften her makeup, maybe some highlights, perhaps a voice coach. Soon enough she’ll look like the SCOTUS, but be ready to be POTUS. That is, if we haven’t entirely killed her spirit.

lol @ “can we have TOO MUCH confidence” already undercutting, undermining them, sowing doubt. get used to it while you’re young girls!!

The trailer left me feeling kind of cold, whereas, the new AHS teaser had me screaming for more. Murphy is hit or miss.

I really hope they get a third season, as well. Very funny cast, great representation of real lady friendship. Such a hoot.

I suggest Jezzies who use this as a drinking game choose to drink every time something reasonable is said, as to not all end up in critical care.

I work at a hotel in a suburban town in Ontario. Some of our regular guests are sex workers, some I know by name, others just by what I’ve been told. In between mean comments by my coworkers - allusions by men twice their age to “what those girls do” - I attempt to always be aware of their clientele, and their general…

I think in my last round of gifs I told you to stfu, Matt. You didn’t do that.

If they do (and he has 3m+ followers on Twitter, half of which I can safely assume are trolls and bots), I don’t want to ever interact with any of them.