Eugh. To have birthed and raised this POS into his current existing form. I wretch at the thought of being this monsters mother.

A very very good point.

Those are both seriously beautiful quotes, thank you for sharing.

For serious - if the nicest possible animal on Earth isn't allowed in Heaven, who the fuck else should have a chance?! Screw that nonsense.

That teacher gets all my apples.

I remember my counsellor at church camp telling me that only humans were allowed up through the Pearly Gates. I was nonplussed, and decided I'd rather go hang out with my camp horse, Whopella, than hear more about how many other things, real and imaginary, weren't technically allowed in Heaven. Like fairies. Shut up,…

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.

Madison for President.

My God, you beat Chandler Bing by a longshot.

You guys are like a Thanksgiving miracle. I'm jelly. Cranberry jelly.

I appreciate the work Anonymous does when it comes to actual injustice. I hope Wilson never sleeps a full night in his life, and that Browns death weighs heavily on him always - despite his bullshit "clean conscience" speech.

Not smiling now, are we, fuckface??! Ha.

I didn't know that about Walmart. Fuck them especially.

If someone (in this example, an obtuse douchebag) calls me a "shrew", I know I've done something very right. Haha. Byeeeeee.

I love how she practically always interviews him more than he does her. I wish she were my cool aunt. Or my mom. Or if I could just Freaky Friday switch with her, and live in her wacky New York apartment, and wear her gorgeous dresses, and make cheese balls.

I just lost my Maine Coon, Chaos. He was 25 lbs. of pure cuddles. I feel your loss. *hugs*

Her Strangers With Candy history makes me hope the very same.

I attribute at least 95% of my weight gain to my newly renewed access to old cheddar. There is a drawer dedicated to cheese in my parents' fridge. I'm never leaving.

A new generation of feminists fills me with hope. Suck it MRAS, we ain't goin' nowhere.