The main fucking character is an independent little GIRL. Wtf indeed.

Since moving home to my parents a year ago, I've gained 15 lbs. that I hadn't had on me since I lost my baby fat as a teenager. But yeah, I'm not famous, so I'm down with my pooch.

Oh, Zendaya. I remember the good old days of my "bananas metabolism". Then I hit 26.

Can't beat a classic.

By all means!! I kind of hope this comes back as a thing. Fetch clearly didn't, but who says we can't bring back a reference from a 16-year-old movie!! (Whoa, I'm old.)

Agreed!!

It will always be tops in my go-to insult book, as well. That movie had an inordinate amount of influence on me.

Is it pronounced "Neigh-yah" or "Nie-Yah" or "Ny-Ah"?

Whatever the final catalyst is, I'm for it. Fuck their dumbass Quiverfull bullshit up the ziggy with a waa-waa brush.

"I tried to push him off me," she says wearily. "I said no. I told him didn't want to do it and it hurt and all that stuff. You know how that goes."

Cheese is another story.

Eh. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

If it ain't broke..

the only time i've ever seen this be used in the "real, southern way". well done. starred. i would never spend that kind of money to find a pet, but fuck someone who hates on her because she can, and wants to. that's love, and that's not for me to judge.

If Lifetime dedicated themselves to finding intense actresses like Ricci - wow, did she ever crazy-eyes the fuck out of Lizzie Borden - who are committed to playing up the ridiculous B-movie angle they always seem so keen on, I think they'd be golden.

Doesn't matter how bitter or jaded I think I am - I press play on a proposal video, and I melt into a puddle. I feel like that's a good thing - there's still hope, yet!

I could make sound effects for this video until the end of days.

But then they would filter out into the non-swampy parts of the internet!! I say lets ensure measures that make it so 4chan is the Only website those cretins are allowed on.

This song is particularly creepy to me. I inherited a beautiful collection of handpainted music boxes from my Grandma - all of their tiny black shells painted with scenes from famous ballets, with the accompanying songs. I admired them for years, and was thrilled when she honored my love for them by gifting them to me.