Oh God yes, she can psychoanalyze me all day.

The Fall is brilliant, and enraging, and amazing. Anderson is killing it, and as much as I hate to say it, Jamie Dornan is the hottest goddamn murderer ever, hands down - which doesn't hurt.

Even though I'm technically 26 years old, when I watch videos of frat boys, I immediately turn into the 17 year old version of myself. I can't help it. Biology.

I have incredibly fond memories attached to that album, so I would never outright disparage it - but yes, there's a time and place to listen to it now, and that place is, indeed, in secret.

Nothing a drug-addled young person says should ever be taken seriously (when it comes to "this is the best thing ever!!"), but for some reason, Sublime was sacred to me - and I'm sure other fried-ass teenagers like me. Now if I listen to them, it's because the radio is replaying "Santeria" or "What I Got" for the…

*Hangs her stoner head in shame* I, too, publicly and loudly announced more than once the insurmountable brilliance that was 40 Oz. to Freedom. Sigh. Youth.

One of the best episodes of the Anna Nicole show was when she went on a set-up (through none other than the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti "I-hate-love" Stanger), and the nerdy, albeit sweet, guy brought her to this amazing sushi restaurant that he had bought out for the night. Where she proceeded to order…

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is going to be the Ittest It girl that ever It-ed.

The fairytale canon is huge. To pick such a new character, so Disney it hurts? Come on. Pocahontas, anyone? Yeah, shes been Disneyfied, but she has some staying power.

"...whore shouldn't have done it if she wasn't a whore."

Pulp Fiction.

I second the beer gut.

I know you're right, but patriotism keeps me from admitting as much to myself.

You`would hate Ontario.

To all the Yanks complaining about how Timmy Hos doesn't know how to make a decent iced tea: does it occur to you that we are covered in snow 6+ months of the year, and iced drinks don't exactly hit the spot during those blizzardy days? Just donuts for thought.

And yet they still can't up minimum wage? Lactation x double double.

Burn the witch.

A thinner ScarJo? Nobody asked for that.

All I see in these videos are incredibly good friends. May we all have girlfriends as sweet, and helpful as them when we're too drunk to understand how to take our own high heels off.

You ever really looked at one of those? Like, straight at it? Fucking. Terrifying. Like looking into the abyss, and seeing how you're going to die. The word alone makes me shudder. Dickhole.