You could use that phrase to answer nearly all topics.

For Our Consideration: Why have Americans stopped eating turtle?

24 karat gold plated eyes with diamond studded pupils.

(Meanwhile, at Kinja Headquarters)
"My god, This Mark_Bowen fellow has made Kinja into a tolerable comment system."
"We can't allow this to continue."
"Have Mark_Bowen assassinated."
*evil laughter fills the room as the screen fades to black*

"In a thousand years, we'll get right on it."

I already did!

Since we can't fight against Kinja, can we at least ask one request: Fire the fuck out of Ernie. Preferably out of a cannon into the sun.

"Tell me, do you Kinja? You will!"

Boy, I've never seen him so down… or ever before.

I'm not a creeper!

I don't take orders from others. I prefer to eat the faces I choose to not the faces someone else orders me to eat.

You mean the Professors and Mary Annes of the A.V. Club?

I'm going to miss A.V. Clubing things.

In the sense that Tom from MySpace was your friend.

"Pogs! It's all about pogs!"
-Milhouse

Damnit, I wanted to make that joke!

Actually, according to the DVD extras, he made it all the way to the presidency.

They're just going to take that away too! Why must you torment me?

I'm really going to miss all my upvotes.

You're right, I meant StarWipe. Thankfully Kinja will be by soon to erase my shame.