And where was Obama when Alderaan exploded entirely on its own without any outside intervention?

Well, I might as well add a comment to my namesake article.

As anyone who’s spent more than a few minutes on A.V. Club or Kotaku already knows, Kinja is a trainwreck, mashing together deceptively shot selfies, lists of favorite movies, and the words “spiritual, but not religious” into awkward configurations galore.

Fuck you Kinja and especially fuck you Ernie!

Well, this is the end, beautiful friends. After more than 4 years, this is my final comment here. It's been a lot of fun, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you who made this journey with me. A.V. Club wouldn't have been anything without you. Hopefully I've left you with some good memories. So, until we meet…

Well look at Sting here and his tantric masturbating. Taking a whole minute to rub one out.

I think El Dan already has one of those in his basement.

MOTHERFUCKING OWNAGE!!!

Who responsible this?

Carhold!

That's just means an extra 5 minutes of wanking.

The real fun will be who gets the Super CancerAIDS for lasties.

Damn, have mercy on the poor Manimal.

So when does your John Wick-style rampage start?

Well, I'll be here to farewell things tomorrow.

Now make a joke about Kinja kerploding and maybe you can prevent the Kinjapocalypse.

She was really Vince McMahon all along.

Welcome to the new normal.

This comment was made on the A.V. Club, where most readers don't even read the article and just skip straight to the comments.

Well, now I'm hooked.