He's just ripping off O'Neal's return to the A.V. Club after Clickhole StarWipe fell through!

Yes.

"No, just ice. No peas."

I keep saying we need to build the wall on the northern border of Texas.

Glory holes can be drilled into the statues at the appropriate orifices.

That would derail the train.

I don't think the South likes the term "brownie points." They'd rather you use the term "whitey points."

Lee was so anti-slavery he owned slaves.

This person deserves a statue more than Davis or Lee.

There's DNA in poop and they could track who made the poop and arrest them.

This seems more incomprehensible than the usual fans.

Meta-Ass World Peace

*Xzibit's ears start burning*

Let's all go watch the Pokémon porn parody starring Dikachu.

And it took Kinja to finally kill it.

I also genuinely never get tired of that joke.

The greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing people he existed.

I think Jesus refuses to return because, as a non-white man, he would be arrested or murdered immediately.

At time of this writing, it's been one small thread and one from me in a larger thread.

I genuinely never get tired of that joke.