I'm not a fan of them either.

My god, it's full of stars!

That may be it.

Two to three weeks…

We all know who Danson With Myself is.

He never realized The Colbert Report wasn't being sincere.

Is this where he finally succumbs to his boneitis?

Marijuana provided by CHONG.

Maybe. I definitely felt like I'd seen the DVD in a Wal-Mart before.

Why did I think they already had made a movie out of this book once before?

*clears throat*
It can be two things.

Is it a picture of you before the nose job?

In fact, getting caught should be part of the plan.

*David Caruso mashes the Enhance button several times*

Are you wearing the cowboy hat? It's probably because you're not wearing the cowboy hat.

"Of course, the decryption cipher was hidden in the veranda scene from the original 1954 version of Sabrina!"

No, it's right. You're not named bastardcuddle after all.

This is our Dr. Strangelove. We have to use laughter to cover the smell of our soiled underpants.

When this article started casting actors for the roles, I lost it. I'm gonna miss this place when it's gone, especially you O'Neal.

The Kinja cloud will eventually be replaced by those mysterious liquor clouds coming from Evergreen Terrace.