A.V. Club

Everyone knows that "architect" is a made up job from a Lifetime Original Movie.

And listening to 20 year olds instead of yelling at them to get off the lawn?

Don't they know that westerns, and movies in general, peaked with the release of the cinematic masterpiece The Ridiculous 6?

"Glad to see everyone agrees with me that Batman v Superman was the greatest movie ever made."
—Manimal

Did you take an arrow to the knee?

Stealing something that doesn't belong to you is still stealing whether it was for monetary gain or not.

We already allow those people to vote, we have to draw the line at juries.

If they kept their crotchety in their pants, they wouldn't be sex criminals.

Imperialism.

But transparently being the bad guy can get you many things, like President of the United States.

I wouldn't want to be a member of any A.V. Club that would have me as a member

Also, we should win prizes for commenting.

And this is why we continue to blindly follow you, our beloved dictator.

Very few comment sections are handscrolled. It's a terrible strain on the commentators' wrists.

Thanks for the answer. Now I'm having more reservations about this than before.

Will my Bash DC, Praise Marvel money still be paid in cash? Because if you only pay in bitcoin I'm walking out of here.

But won't this allow people to remove comments that disprove their argument?

Whovian! Take off that Joey Blowey costume and sit down. This is a serious discussion.

Nevermind that rape is pretty much legal in America. Parking tickets are punished harder than rape.