You're right. Remember how believable Kate Mara looked in her wig in the Fant4stic reshoots.

Yuuugest, most luxurious friends. We're talking 24k gold-plated friends.

Oh, I get it. You're an asshole compensating for something. Goodbye.

If anyone nostalgic for the aughts literally says, "I wish we could go back to before a female president," then yes they're an asshole like the Baby Boomers who say they wish they could go back to when they could discriminate against race, sex, and orientation.

It sucks but that's just how it goes. At least we can use images there.

I'm sorry, who are you again?

We would, but A.V. Club already threatened us with copyright infringement.

Because we use the free version of disqus and it imposes that swear filter whether we want it or not, though it mostly applies to Fuck and a few other words. We just get creative with the swearing, like saying Fųck.

No we won't.

Then we certainly won't miss you.

Just remember one thing: When the Kinjapocalypse comes, the Avocado will still exist.

Considering Baby Boomers are nostalgic for the era of even more overt racism, misogyny, and homophobia, I think people can still make fun of then regardless of generation.

I liked it better when it was the What If episode of Futurama.

We do. We really do.

Knowing all the dialogue from Jaws will help him obtain the special key. Or something.

That would be One Fine Day.

They didn't even need to use their magic deaging technology on Kurt Russell for Guardians of the Galaxy.

Aww…I liked it the other way.

Her powers are flight, super strength, energy blasts, and a 360° twisting spine.

Kurt Russell has barely aged since the 80s.