The mongooses. That's a good decade name. The fighting mongooses.

New Skrulls.

I'm sure Marvel has other stretchy guys, see-through women, flaming dudes, and rock men he could copy.

You know what it looks like to me, one of those wacky neighbor sitcoms.

That's Super Volt!

Got to keep on brand.

So much twerking…*shudders*

Was he going to be in Justice League?

When I first looked at it it looked like they were made of wax or something.

I'd rather it was a collaboration with Gary Larson.

I hope they get ground up into Torgo's Executive Powder.

"Daddy, I don't want to be a movie star. I want to be a DJ."
"You're gonna be a movie star because I want you to be."

"Robin, we don't care about your daughter. Stop mentioning her every 5 minutes."

He's still trying to find a way to make his daughter the star of that movie.

That's the point, to keep generations divided so that they don't focus on their common issues and do something about it.

"Ronald Reagan Great Communicator Award"
is that actually a real award? Because it sounds like an Onion joke.

That's the old Salsa Fresca slogan from, like, two Super Bowls ago.

Oh definitely, but if I had to choose one extreme over the other I'd pick the bright one.

I gave up on Netflix after Daredevil season 2 was so godawful.

I'll take "way too well lit" over "so dark I can't see what's happening" any day.