And Mystery Date!

Covfevenopoly.

Is this related to the other phenomenon of Boxes Full of Porn growing in the woods?

Something must be done about The Grimace!

His underwear is a live snake.

Yes.

"DRINK COKE OR WE'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY!"

I regret that I can only give you one upvote…before all upvotes are wiped out in the Kinjapocalypse anyway.

"Damnit, I did it too early."

Only "good" in the sense that Stalin was a good guy for fighting against the Nazis.

You can't hear it, but there's also a mime in there.

Disposing of clown corpses is how I paid my way through college.

No they do not.

And then he hit every button on the elevator before walking out the door forever.

He sold them all for jelly beans.

I have no problems with Comcast. Sorry if that makes me a fake person.

But at least those are short "FINISH THE BOOK" letters and not detailed complaints about why his ending is terrible and their's is way better because their friends all say so and here's some illustrations to prove it.

You can't remember characters like Mechaniclese, the greatest of the great Greek geniuses, building giant robots in antiquity?

He probably would have done it, but he was pissed that Disney broke their promise of not using him playing the genie to dominate the marketing.

They even managed to make a Give Me the Whip, Give Me the Idol reference in an Indiana Jones parody episode.