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Uh, tvlunatic, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

If he never finishes it he never has to deal with angry letters from fans because it didn't end like their fan fiction.

"I'm not locked in here with Death. Death is locked in here with me."

Well, we kind of are.

"Beam us up, Iron Man"
—Agent Dale Cooper

This is actually a crossover of Doctor Who and Discworld.

That sound you hear is a bunch of nerds crying about not getting to read a book.

"And to think, I was going to take my cure to Big Pharma and make them pay me not to release this widely. Oh I've wasted my life!"

Weirdest For Our Consideration ever.

Maybe if God spent less time not existing we would go visit his light once in a while.

Once the Kinjapocalypse comes, we all have to turn in our A.V. Club membership cards anyway.

It read to me as a defense of Kevin James comedy stylings.

Anna Kendrick is unfunny but Kevin James is the height of comedy? I'm just gonna step back through that door that apparently brought me to this bizzaro world you live in.

30 years old + woman = 90 years old.

Maybe if you spent less time commenting on the A.V. Club and more time studying you could graduate some day.

That seems unpleasant for the goat.

As should no one.

If you believe Mark Millar, then Ben was actually Peter's father.