If you remember that the A.V. Club is pretty much just a bunch of middle age hipsters it all makes perfect sense.

Hawaii was granted statehood in 1959, so it's actually the 58th season.

Paying her more balanced the racism scales so they could pay their other Asian actors less.

"He shouldn't be paid the same since his daddy probably bombed Pearl Harbor."
"Grandpa, Daniel Dae Kim is Korean."
"What's the difference!"

The A.V. Club died as it lived, full of Simpsons quotes.

Where do you find bananas that last as long as three days?

This crosses the line between everyday slothery and cartoonish super-slothery.

Look, we're going need these type of survival skills when there is no more clean water or fresh food. This year old sandwich could save your life one day. Or kill you. Most likely kill you.

Frankly, I'm sad this wasn't the first comment.

All I see here is yellow pea-ness.

I once seen a guy eat Civil War era hardtack before.

They're even better when you're dead!

Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the—Hell, they are the best!

Bees bought tack?

I had hoped to be dead before I was 30, I can't imagine living to be 150.

If man is still alive, if woman can survive

The A.V. Club

And spit in the coffin.

My favorite movies are so obscure even I've never seen them.

I'd argue you on this but Ben Grimm has put it better than I could and you're not listening, so I'm not going to bother.