True Fact: Many refunds were issued for Les Miserables because Jean Valjean never once used his adamantium claws.

I need more anthromorphic animals singing stuffy old songs about the buttocks.

Or maybe a Doom who uses magic and wears armor instead of a Doom with metal skin and gets ill-defined superpowers in the same incident that FF get their's in.

It's just standard procedure.

You should be upset, since they've apparently forced you at gunpoint to watch them.

It doesn't work.

This is so textbook even Lionel Hutz could win this case.

They have a whole drawer full of insincere boilerplate apologies already typed up.

But it is a paddlin'.

That's at least a useful skill, which is something that no Kardashian possesses.

*Whovian's hashtag senses are tingling*

I will cry about the day when we finally had to put Gentle Herpes in the home because of dementia.

I have this rock that keeps tigers away.

Too bad for them that truth doesn't mean shit anymore.

He could commit suicide live on air and conservatives would still yell conspiracy and assassination.

But then people would keep eating it.

Pink Slime is the least worst thing in your hamburger meat.

*Spam files lawsuit against Alien Jesus*

I haven't been around commenting here weekly, but since the Kinjapocalypse is likely to happen before next season, I just want to day it's been fun commenting here with you people.

You can tell that person loves the American Flag so much because they're making several violations of the Flag Code.