Nope. I’m mocking how gullible all you liberals are. I was against Trump until I saw how you people openly mock and believe every single thing any pathetic website says about him. You refer to him as the walking Orange Cyst, but if you were to refer to Obama as walking Chocolate Bar you would instantly be labeled a…

I make a point of dropping all new tech on the ground and then eating it so I know it can withstand my digestive tract. I remember, thousands of years ago, I bought my first Ps1 game, Alien Trilogy and proceeded to try to remove it from it's plastic coffin. Well I snapped that disc in half, took it back in Target and…

Loving games that you love isn't enough for me to say that you respect games as a whole and art. To me it's how you talk about the games that you don't like, that don't necessarily agree with your perspective.

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It's good that you say that, but some of the articles of your coworkers are condescending, ignorant pieces of trash that bring shame to your entire organization.
Also, "Surprise: I am going to moderate the shit out of this discussion. Say something nice or don't say it at all."
If that's…

Yup.

Hope those undergarments weren't made out of any of their relatives.

This guy has found a way to cure his horrible eyesight! Find out why opticians hate him.

This is the thing that people seem to be overlooking, that HE himself was quoted on saying that the next generation of consoles should be running at 1080p and that's what they should push for. Well, the consoles came out, and one console seemed to be doing it regularly over another... and he refused to acknowledge one…

I have replied to a couple of these and I'm just going to put my peace on this out there.

We get it, everyone on Earth, The Simpsons jumped the shark , but bitching about them has also jumped the shark.

I am disappointed by the lack of the Human Centipede Apology.

The fact you are actively trying to 'get' anime is the problem. If you don't get it, you probably never will. Besides the comical and quirky very Japanese ones, there are some excellent animes with stories to rival or surpass some of the best TV shows available, even Game of Thrones. If I can appreciate what anime has…

Guns don't kill good game design. People kill good game design.

I find it interesting that Madden is using an unsigned 1-byte integer for score tracking. Obviously no one would expect a normal football game to have anyone scoring above 255, but seriously, just declare a word, this isn't 1984 and you're not going to run out of memory switch TWO variables from taking up 1 byte to 4…

Still very suspicious when your dick is out.

i need to shop at your robot store. I paid 3 grand for my robot and it still refuses try butt stuff.

"Sorry kids, no school for you. The Hummer ran out of gas."

It does work!!! To pass my drug test I drank 1/4 gallon of bleach and i pissed blood but after the next piss, i piss normal. I got the job as being a garbage man now. Oh and dont forget to drink 2-3 gallons of water! The only side affect i have is not being able to taste, crap, and breath rite. I’m also blind in my…

Guy in my office just found out what his rates would be today. He's a contractor that's been paying for insurance out of pocket for his family for years. Under ACA, he'll be getting far superior coverage, and he'll be saving $900 per month. And that's not a typo. He'll save $900 PER MONTH for BETTER coverage. I've…