Josephus...*narrows eyes* If you take out the o, the p, and the h, reverse the s and e. What do you have my friend? Coincidence? I think not. This can only mean that Jesus rose from the dead, changed his name and wrote about how cool he was.

There is nothing wrong with Manscaping, I manscape every inch of my body, right now my pubic hair has been trimmed to like like a majestic horse topiary.

This game hasn't been in the media for a schlong time, and I'm happy to see it erecting more excitement and attention. It's a great game, and if you haven't tried it yet, you should go testi it out for yourself. It's got some really meaty gameplay and will really make people cock their heads at parties.

Now is one of those times I wish I lived in a 3rd world country.

For my part, I encountered the bug after ordering a $250,000 sports car off of the in-game internet while I had another, less expensive car stored in my garage. (Yeah, I know: Why buy a car when they're so easy to steal? I was hoping that I could get Franklin something zippier than his default car, to customize and…

No, they've got plenty of money. They're not spreading funds around to cover their asses. What they do, however, is widely known: they store your money in their accounts, earning interest on your money until you ask for it. This is why it takes "4 to 7 days" to transfer YOUR money from your PayPal account to YOUR bank…

Wii box art, from their front page:

Definitely a recruitment video. Watch out.

Nice fedora bro? He makes an intelligent observation and you attempt to insult him by regurgitating shit you read on Jezebel. You're a real clever one. How about you contribute to the dialogue and provide a rebuttal to a valid commentary?

Seriously? Slicing peoples heads off bathing in blood is ok but having the ability look at a ladies undies offends you? Strange indeed.

Its a long story involving a dead girlfriend named Wii Urugandoza and his promise to honor her memory after a tragic accident involving a player piano and a crane.

I'm not insulting your intelligence but a lot of your question could really be answered in much more detail by an actual professor in person rather than people on the internet.

Okay, so it's not the fact that he looked, but because he didn't hide it from... no-one, yes?
Also, I'm pretty fucking sure people wouldn't call him a creep if he was a Brad Pitt.

How to not be a creep:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

It's like this:

"The answer is that people don't actually value women as much as they do men, on the whole, and they are less likely to hire a person with the same credentials, and if they DO hire them, they are going to offer them less money (cites Feminist study)"

That's the thing that completely collapses the "women get paid X% less than men" I'm always hearing Feminists cry about. Speaking from a cold, just the facts, perspective, why would ANYONE ever hire a man if women were a 1-for-1 capable employee that could be paid less?

So you're the ass hat making all the noise while my secretary and I try to get work done. Because of you we now go to a 4 star hotel.

Does your wife really buy that cover story?

Agreed. Bullying taught me to stand up to assholes or let them go one their merry way. Bullying doesn't stop at school. We teach kids so little as it is, don't take this away from them too.