Then buy a new girlfriend first.

I have never played a Zynga game and discourage people from doing so when I see them playing them.

I love GTA.

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I take it you advocate affirmative action. Is that correct?

I wouldn't care. It would be funny, though.

I was being sarcastic, by the way. Damn, people not getting my sarcasm has become a common occurrence. Maybe I need to work on that.

What, are you implying you would oppose that proposition? The nerve of some people!

I just made a similar point about black people. What the fuck Sony? This is the 21st Century!

I'm still pissed there was no black person speaking.

In case you were thinking of my avatar, that's Vanquish, another excellent game by Platinum Games.

It will be impressive once they start sculpting 4-headed echidna penises in that new Media Molecule thing.

Whatever, man. I'm a real hipster. I am antisocial before it's cool.

Plus I don't like sharing with you filthy moochers.

Don't worry, I was being sarcastic. And yes, I have played both. Though, Skyrim never glitched out on me as much as I expected, and I was even using the PS3 version.

It's cool, but not enough for me to warrant its own button. Though, I guess it will raise awareness of the function for casual users.

Video games are serious business. I have war crimes to commit. No time for fun and sharing.

I like it. [your term]

Maybe... we can hook up... and destroy each other's PS4 as a result of a messy breakup.

Yeah, rub it in further...