Mine's pretty good for that... more pats... more pats... more pats... slash!

I will never eat strawberry-cream cheese Toaster Strudel again.

I'm pretty sure most humans find masturbation to be a far quicker and easier means to take care of bodily functions than finding someone to fuck and throwing their relationships down the tubes.

You realize asexual people get married, too, right?

Boy, if that one statement doesn't sum it all up, I don't know what would.

Exactly - there are pieces of shit that are functional, guys who can be complete crap bags yet still find a way to work well in a locker room, benefit their team on the field and generally reign it in enough that they don't get run out of every stop they make.

Thanks for your kind words and insight.

I love my mom and she was a really good mom. She also loves their dad and thinks he is great. She loves his family. Our families are very similar and get along. She is very happy we are joining forces. I think she just has a hard time understanding our fight for more custody (god, it's a bear) and all the stress…

Mommy is a privileged and loaded term

"Reformed" haha. I had to chuckle. Good on you.

This is complex.

Wow. I'm so sorry people talk this way to you. I've worked for Medicaid A&D Waiver and dealt with many parents of adults with disabilities (oftentimes because they were waiting for a TBI waiver). Caregiver is the "preferred" word but our agency made it clear that parents, spouses, and siblings were the word before…

I'm with you 100% - for all the non-normal caregivers on this thread, I am so glad you brought this up!

YES. Like, you know that "free-range parenting" movement? Where it's like, "Ooh, look at me, I'm letting my kid take the subway by himself, and I'm making a revolutionary statement because I'm white and rich and educated and I run in circles where it's the norm to helicopter-parent your kids, and I'm fighting back…

I'm so interested in hearing more about this because I am a caregiver to adults with disabilities (I work at a group home) and I want to hear more about the stigmas their parents face! I don't know what specific disabilities your daughters have but my clients are considered low-functioning (e.g. none of them can bathe…

Every day our government and a huge host of Americans admit that animals are more important and deserving of mercy than their fellow human beings. We disgust me.

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…