St. Peter -”So, did Spielberg really direct Poltergeist or what?”

RIP... The world needs more hot naked space vampires

Wu-Tang isn’t anything to fuck with.

As a member of the pervert community, I’m for it.

Robble, Robble...then again, is there an original joke?

They are no Carrot Top or Jeff Dunham. Those are the best!

And it was pretty clear how the deck was stacked when AV Club ran the original post. What does it mean to “demand” or “insist” on getting paid a certain amount? It’s called a negotiation. You ask for a certain amount of money. The other party can say yes or no. Pointing to what other people make (i.e., the market…

Lena Dunham.

While I think she does get unfairly scrutinized because lady comedians are expected to be totally unproblematic and woke in ways that we don’t expect of male comedians (hey remember how Jerry Seinfeld complained about college kids and people took him seriously? Speaking of which, Seinfeld is definitely not as funny as…

Well now I don’t know what to believe!

Yikes!

I mean, yay ctrl-b!

No.

I’d take her out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

“Felt like something of a revelation simply for being really, really competent.”

How do you keep up with the KINJA news like that?

The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.

Curiously, they are having this screening in Austin when all the clowns are actually in DC.

“This is a comment I’m reading” is something I’d say while reading this comment. That’s all for this week’s Ya Heard, With Perd.

Hey, I’m here! That’s great.

I see it’s a list for currently running shows, otherwise I’d add Perd Hapley to the list. I’m finally getting around to watching Parks & Rec now, I’m just into S6, and goddamn if my face doesn’t light up every time he appears.