Nosferatv

When will you be home?

*considers the “many sides” of racist, deadly violence*

It's the Crocs that make it so hot.

Like dork?

How about Son of A Man Called Horse?

When he's done, he'll sit down.

It's dickhard and replicunt

Oh no. Not that.

Only slightly, only slightly?

Are you speaking through my headphones?

Whatever you say, jiggles.

Who's gonna believe that nerd?

FAKE DETAILS!!!

Malignant Man

WGN News showed a clip of Dave and Michael Keaton dancing on a Mary Tyler Moore variety show. Hilarious!

God, I loved her.

Was Sabrina really a lesbo?

Give the daughter cancer and we're talking Oscar.

Pom wonderful