Harry Potters drives around in Lightning McQueen. Sounds great!

Nnnnnnnnnnneeeerrrrrrrddddddssssssss!

*eyes bulge, tongue unrolls to floor*

Tell that to kanjiklub.

Man, that wizard of Waverly Place looks like shit now!

Holy mackerel! That sounds great!

And you ate the janitor's stinkhole?

She was just asking about you!

I like those purple boobies!

They [both women] don't know

They look good and they feel good.

You would.

Folks?

Why is he dressed like Cap'n Crunch?

BAD!!!

*hangs self*

So, just ice cream then?

*dreams about you*

There better be an epic airport battle.

So Black-ish isn't a reality show?