*stomps foot*
Fine!

You should have that cough looked at.

For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland.

Judge Connection

It's all because he straightened the rug.

Sea Crestville

He's my kind of town.

Boo.

Somebody get this guy a drink!

Ask Jeff Sessions.

Now that's metal!

Enter Sandman was about that time the Sandman came over.

Billy Ray?

A woman president? Now I've heard everything!

Just like Noah!

A 17-year-old condom.

Satanists, is there anything they can't do?

50 slash 50

Go on…

Once upon a time, I thought I gave a shit about Mac DeMarco and then I realized I didn't.