Soundtrack by Spin Doctors

Who really let the dogs out?

I've been calling him Crandall.

Aw, c'mon, let's kick him when he's down.

He puts the con in confidant!

There was nothing in John Oliver's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault.

I'll just wait for the porn parody "A Star is Porn"

This seems a little too articulate.

Corvette Autumn

*lights Nicholas Wingding Redfern's bed on fire*

A Night at the Spiceburry

No Doug Benson?

No one is immune to tentacle porn.

I hope they don't let her drive any ships!

There's no call for that kind of talk, mister!

I always mix him up with Harvey Fierstein.

That sweet Laurel Canyon sound!

Shrimp U Been Prawn

There's also Bespin, Hoth and Endor fatigues Leia.

Star Wars: Broads