I'd sure hate to be them right now.

Oops! Got a mom.

Haha! You're all hard!

The one that says Bad Motherfucker on it?

WHERE'S RACHEL?

Remember when we said that about Bush?

I'm still jamming Call Ticketron every morning on the way to work and then on the way home.

Throw in someone getting pushed down the stairs and I'm in!

Better in The Canyons.

Stop listening to your microwave.

Form of a bucket of water!

He should be going over waterfalls without a barrel!

She plays a lot of nagging mothers on Hallmark. Won't someone please kill me?

That's Count Backula to you!

By the time you see the cryptic image, the funk shall be within you.

Beckett W. Barwick

I pronounce it e-voy-shun

Olé!

It's Sweatpants Boner Time!

Beat(en)?