Probably caught it after I, Claudius.

He’s Meg White’s very real brother.

#jeopardysojackwhite

Bob Seger has lost some weight. Good for him!

Who is Delta Blues-appropriating Willie Wonka?

He was in The Strokes.

Who is the ghost of Goth Zorro?

Who is Michael Jacksons evil twin from the shadow dimension?

Oh, fuck, now that I saw that picture, Jack White is gonna crawl out of my computer in seven days and kill me, isn’t he?

From that picture they would have also accepted:

I’ll have wintergreen!

*choccy milk

Maybe there’s a cameo by JFK, Jr.?

I like the red very much but who is the State Farm agent?

At first I wasn’t crazy about Boutella.

Fahrenheit 452: This Time, Montag’s Gonna Throw The Book At Them

Whoa! That is a most excellent thought. Party on Dude!

“Got to go down off this mountain and get some supplies

The only conspiracy behind Taco Bell’s $1 menu is the one by Big TP to sell more toilet paper.

You kind of have to admire how he’s the only person still talking about Benghazi, and the only thing he says about it is that people are still talking about it.