Avengers: Age of Contract Renegotiation

But I said no no no!

God, do I hate when news sites take something like this and run with it as any kind of story. Snyder says “Of course,” but I will bet dollars to donuts that nothing made it past the idea stage on that front. Plus, we don’t know what sequel he’s talking about? Justice League 2? 3? 5?

When you start a new relationship it’s always interesting to see if your pets will get along. Will Drogon and Ghost share the same food bowl by the season finale? 

*Looks through comments*

Homer gets advice about boys from a little bird.

There’s real, zippy razzmatazz with pizzazz in that response.

It's actually Tom Cruise as Maverick sitting in the cockpit of one of those planes. Spoiler: Top Gun is part of the MCU!

He was sleeping.

For your information, Trader Joe’s is a great community place to work.

You lost me at Sum 41 and then really lost me at Taking Back Sunday.

Throw them some paper towels to help mop up!

Very carefully

I now await a ‘steamed hams’ take on this trailer.

Picture: Brolin on the set of W. 2.

The real Easter Egg was inside of us all along.

The real Easter Egg was the friends we made along the way.

*sniff* Has it really been 25 years...















OF COCK!?

Here to forever support you guys. I’ve read The Onion/AV Club for probably 15 years, and have been a Deadspin commenter/shithead for probably 7.

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…