I always wondered what rock bottom and totally screwed looked like, on someone who deserved it.

He’s stepping down to spend more time with his cargo shorts.

Zoobilee Zoo!

Not Tenspeed Turner! Brownshoe is going to be so disappointed

Boy, that sure is a kneeslapper there.

Pizza Face? Any relation to Pizza the Hutt?

Rian Johnson’s next trilogy is titled C-3PinnochiO.

Shave him bald, paint him gold, he can be in that one where C-3PO wants to be a real boy.

It’s going to become Spice Media, leading to a series of investigative journalistic reports on Mel B.

Maybe once they’re gone, they’ll rename the company to Nice Media.

Wrong guy.

Nothing to do but Drown in My Own Tears.

A sad upvote.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sure In A Lonely Place after hearing this news.

[ODDLY FUNKY GUITAR RIFF]

No.. that was Antonio Banderas

You should put that script in your recycling bin instead.

Right. I mean, look at his hair!

This is the least of his problems.