I’ll be fine with this as long as his spiel ends with, “But don’t take it from me; here’s my friend Mr Clarke, to explain the physics of car collisions.”

In related news, Joe “Steve” Keery, will be the new spokesperson for PANTENE PRO-V.

Overheard at PV offices, “Relax, no way these millennial libtards know about *69!”

“I will have you know these ain’t my pants.”

“I have a great idea: Let’s try to fool a bunch of people whose job is to detect bullshit.”

That song is terrible. Possibly the worst song Sting ever did.

Huh, I would have expected heavy cloud but no rain.

We also would have accepted Lyin’ Peen-fest

There are some monarchs I’d be happy to be under ifyouknowwhatimean.

Genuine plastic - don’t accept cheap imitations.

Empty McDonalds apple pie boxes.

His lies are unpresidented.

She said,” It’s vital that people are held accountable for their actions, no matter who they are.”

John Oliver: We got em! Right?!

That recurring gag is both funny and sad every time.

*monocle drops*

good kinja right here

BUT I WANT TO SMASH MY KEURIG MACHINE MORE!!!!!!!

I like this comment so much, I upvoted it both times it got posted.

I didn’t like it enough to make the same comment on both though.

I bet “But Al Franken...” is the new “But her e-mails...”

Well done. +1