Goddammit. I’m a bigger fan of the Patton era, but even those first two albums are the shit. Rest In Peace, Chuck. I’ll always care a lot.

I have faith no more bad stories will pop up today.

It sure wasn’t Snake Eyes.

Well, the Detroit Tigers are pretty desperate...

My question is, why in this day and age do they still rate albums with erection symbols?

To clarify, I read Rolling Stone for the articles.

You mean you don’t remember The French Lieutenant’s Facepuncher or Dead Man Punching?

I did Nazi that coming.

He’ll fit in with the rest of the Mr. Potato Head gang there.

Have you SEEN Jane? I’d harass her too.

Such nice Jewish boys.

Something tells me that even broaching the subject would get me stabbed in my side, hustler.

Can I hire someone who’ll show up when I’m on a date, be rude to the woman, and then let me kick his ass to impress her?

Sounds like a cool bar I might go to and tag myself at on social media! Ah, #TheB-Side, so hot right now.

Will the B-side be a cover of “Ahab The Arab”? Does anyone on Kinja know what a B-side is?

Alien Jesus would like to announce Rent-A-Savior:

Pretty soon we’re going to be hiring people to masturbate for us.

I was told there would be no math in Kinja.

I know what he was thinking...

My stepfather’s father once won a new 1935 Plymouth in some sort of raffle.