Except for the aforementioned Monster Mash.

That kind of thinking has no place in a major Hollywood studio. Turn in your security pass and cocaine on the way out.

With fire.

With that type of common-sense and intelligence, you’ll never make it as a Hollywood exec.

There’s a way to make a Universal Monsters shared Universe. But they shouldn’t be using the Marvel Cinematic Universe model but rather The Conjuring Movies model.

So this basically makes him the Lars Ulrich of filmmaking.

Oh no, not the flapping dicky!

“Haha, I’m a walrus! Ork! Ork! Ork!”

I’m pretty pissed he didn’t do “Joker Nurse”. It’s right there in the movie!

I sure hope the camera is on when he’s playing with the prawn like it’s an action figure, trying to remember the dance from the end of Space Balls.

Maybe he’ll put them in his mouth like Dracula fangs.

Finally, the possibility that something relatively appealing will spew from his mouth.

I fully expect to see an AP Wirephoto with Trump holding the chopsticks above his head like antennae joking he gets “better reception”.

“I’ve overlooked women. I’ve underestimated women. Not as a rule,” he cautioned. “From time to time, I’ve done what a lot of men do, which is…when you don’t treat women the same way you treat men. You don’t. I’m from a generation where you really don’t and I’d like that to change. I really would like that to…

I’m giving Crazy Ex-Girlfriend a pass on it. Sure, at first blush, not a great title, but it’s basically the only title this show could’ve had. And, as the years have gone by, I’ve grown to really like it. The first theme song lampshading it immediately worked to endear me to it.

“Not since Cougar Town has there been such a repellant title doing a disservice to the show contained within.”

*Pours one out for his beloved Selfie.*

Why are my bones so brittle? I always make sure to drink my...smilf??

In no particular order:

There was a show from the 80s called Don Kirshner’s Rock Show. I saw this Van Halen video back then and it really shows off the sheer power of their live performance.