only if he’s always wanted an artificial arm, i suspect

Well in Europe it’s less a hut, more of a bungalow.

I honestly think the Thing is the perfect horror movie. Pretty much the only nitpick I have with it is that we didn’t get to see Wilford Brimley fly around in that tiny spaceship because that would have been both hilarious and awesome.

I prefer Papa Murphy’s. They put the pizza together for you, but you have to bake it. True socialism.

Hey, if they have another Treats in ‘em, that would be fantastic. I mean Rill Rill is perfection. But barring that, I’m cool with the branching out and changing up. It did take me a bit though. When JR came out I thought it was easily their worst album, but it finally clicked for me after seeing them for the second…

Wu Tang is for the children!

I think we can be fairly certain that those fine upstanding gentleman in the Wu Tang Clan have never ever sexually harassed a lady in any way.

You gotta read the labels.

and all starring Kirk Cameron?

+1 sword, liquid

Why, this big book has butts!

I appreciate this, but if you really want to show solidarity to my cause, might I suggest you dump a bucket of ice water over your head, and urge your friends to do likewise?

Preach. I just moved my chair in a show of solidarity with you.

You know, I am looking at that book in her hands and wondering if it has something to do with butts.

No, but you can be sure one of them will eventually make a crack about it.

Have the Publishers of the Big Butt Book spoken up yet?

I would also like to announce I am distancing myself from Ratner. I’m already pretty distanced, living several thousand miles away, but after lunch I can assure you, I will be sliding my desk and chair several feet westward.

Two Johnsons? Usually she charges extra for that.

Her cousin Leroy, on the other hand, is running straight into a collaboration with Brett Ratner without any regard for the safety of himself or others.

Your description of Morrissey’s new single as surprisingly ok is perfect. It is ... exactly that. And nothing else.